Since we've done this exact post four years running, I'll spare you the same Dief-tails [nudges you] about Miles' career at Penn State. Instead, let's see what he's been up to in his life as an alum.
Miles signed on as a rookie free agent with the Steelers, where he's already attempted to take out one of his fellow rookies with a Nerf gun outside a Dave & Buster's.
On a separate dinner occasion, Miles was treated to "a lot of steak" by Steelers veteran lineman Maurkice Pouncey.
And according to this Twitter user, all that fine dining has caused Miles to gain quite a bit of weight:
George Dieffenbach did and HIS kid Miles Dieffenbach is 6-3, 987 pounds and is an offensive lineman for the.