James Franklin Press Conference: at Purdue

Jeff Spicoli gets some tasty wavesJames Franklin showed up late, and casually walked to the podium for today’s press conference. He was shirtless, and wore a shoulder length blonde wig. Rather than his normal greeting, Coach cheerfully said, “Aloha, Mr. Hand”.

James reflected what the kids call “chill”, or, “chillax”, or “so, like, really chill”. Clearly last Friday’s destruction of Maryland had a significant calming effect upon the normally hyperactive James. Media personnel totally dug it.

HEAD COACH JAMES FRANKLIN: Appreciate everybody coming out to cover Penn State Football. Got a beautiful day out there.

Quickly, we’ll review the game, the Maryland game. Obviously real will he proud of…