On Saturday, the Penn State Nittany Lions hosted the Rutgers Scarlet Knights in a contest of American football in State College, Pennsylvania. The Nittany Lions emerged victorious, 28-0. I have several thoughts, which are set forth randomly below.
1. I expected a Saturday sleepwalk against a team that was hustling for bowl eligibility. From the looks of it, everyone else around here did too.
2. Some of us even picked Rutgers to score 20 points.
3. [Glares in Jared’s general direction]
4. That’s an affront to this defense. Sure, Rutgers could have won.