Well, Saturday’s game wasn’t fun, huh? Folks, I call that game “Thanksgiving at the in-laws” because it was 4.5 hours of torture and it left me feeling constipated. Ha. Just a little joke. Pretty good. You all can use that one if you want. Definitely good for a few chuckles.
Enough about my constipation though. Penn State football called up Koerbler PR Agency to spinzone the 0-1 start. Let’s get spinning.
Penn State Outgained Indiana
The Nittany Lions outgained Indiana 488 yards to the Hoosiers’ meager 211 yards. Now we all know, the winner in football is bestowed upon the team who scores the most “points” but why do we as a society just accept that?