Tom Hackett, Utah's former fat-on-the-inside, bacon-kicking, grand-theft-auto victim punter isn't done delivering one-liners.
After he worked out for NFL scouts at Utah's pro day Thursday, Hackett briefly explained why he opted out of the events that weren't actual punting.
Hackett said he didn't do any other drills because he didn't want to pull a hamstring. "Plus I run like a penguin, everyone knows it."
— Carter Williams (@cwilliamsDN) March 24, 2016
Somehow, the Australian overcame his similarities to the flightless bird to twice win the Ray Guy Award as the best punter in college football.