It is the traditional job of a sports columnist to write angry columns and list a litany of reasons why this coach or that coach should be fired.
Let's do something different this time.
Let me explain to you why I hope Orlando City coach Adrian Heath stays employed forever:
Because the fans love him, the media loves him and his players love him.
Because he makes soccer much more likable to a new and growing fan base and because he makes "The Beautiful Game" of fútbol much more interesting to an ugly football helmet-head like myself.