(Thomas Boyd/2009)
An irreverent look at college football ...
1. Anybody file a missing person report for Oregon AD Rob Mullens?
2. Maybe Uncle Phil bought him an invisibility cloak.
Editor's note: Any chance he would buy one for Goe?
3. Wherever Mullens is, it's not close enough to reach out and touch football coach Mark Helfrich.
4. Heck no. Helfrich could be contagious.
5. In the meantime, booster Pat Kilkenny apparently is the athletic department spokesman.
6. At least Oregon fans have basketball season to look forw -- What?