An irreverent look at college football.
1. If nobody wants to watch one of Chip Kelly's closed practices at UCLA, does it count as a closed practice?
2. About those plans for Kelly's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ... never mind.
3. Man on the street reaction in Westwood: "Chip who?"
4. Kelly could become the first guy in L.A. to go winless on TV since Hamilton Burger.
Editor's note: Sounds like Goe's success rate with his college football predictions..
5. Meanwhile at the University of Spoiled Children, coach Clay Helton is about as popular as a Russian hacker.