Drinking deep from the Monty Python absurdities of college football

Jan 8, 2026; Glendale, AZ, USA; Mississippi Rebels wide receiver De'zhaun Stribling (1) attempts to make a catch against Miami Hurricanes defensive back Ethan O'Connor (24) in the second half during the 2026 Fiesta Bowl and semifinal game of the College Football Playoff at State Farm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Joe Camporeale-Imagn Images | Joe Camporeale-Imagn ImagesLast night marked the third year in a row the SEC has been shut out of the National Championship Game. Ole Miss lost 31-27 to Mario Cristobal and Miami in the Fiesta Bowl, kicking college football's erstwhile bullies to the curb.

Now that everyone is paying players, the conference where it just means more has lost its fastball.…