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Rio Games: Escape Artistry, a new Olympic sport

The flame goes out to close this show

In which the bar was set real low,

With Zika and a toxic bay

That doubles as a vast bidet,

Recession pounding one and all,

A president against the wall,

Budget crises that go back years,

A crime wave mixed with terror fears.

So things were hardly in good shape,

But Rio makes a great escape.

Of course, the bay's still slop and swill,

But save one sailor, none took ill.

And what of Zika? Gone, a ghost.

These flies did not feed off the host.