RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Rory McIlroy skipped the Rio de Janeiro Olympics because of the Zika virus. The four-time major champion said he would not be watching Olympic golf on television, but rather track and field, swimming and diving — "the sports that matter."
I'll see what's on and grab a beer.
The diving's good from what I hear.
The water, though, is sickly green.
A Master's jacket? Bad chlorine?
Track gets me going. What a show!
I'm ready for the hammer throw,
The 20,000-meter walk,
These guys can move; they talk the talk.