Patrick writes: I have fond memories of watching the Olympics with my late mother. I want to get a tattoo of the Olympic rings, but my wife says that’s only for actual athletes. She says it would be stolen valor, and grounds for divorce. Who’s right?
What will Judge Hodgman rule?
A: You’re wrong. Your wife is correct that a tattoo of the rings is a special tradition among Olympic athletes. Having one would provoke confusion among others, and would remind your wife in intimate times that you are a liar.