Here we are, stumbling from Halloween to November, already lamenting the early onset of Christmas stuff, awaiting another ridiculous CFP ranking, thinking to ourselves “How could this get any worse?”
Then, out of nowhere, an “angel” appears...
I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween.
The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.— Tom Campbell (@thomasgcampbell) November 1, 2021What happened next, without question, will go down as one of the greatest Twitter experiences in the history of mankind, and resulted in me getting kicked out of bed and subsequently yelled at while unsuccessfully trying to remain calm on the couch in the living room.