College football crushes soccer in countless ways:
- You get to tailgate.
- You don’t have to buy a new home shirt every year.
- You almost never have to visit France.
- The ball doesn’t look like you’re kicking a Dalmatian.
But give those hooligans their due: they get it right with player ratings. So grab a Guiness and your vuvuzelas, let’s look at the individual performances from Oklahoma State’s game against Kansas. Only instead of some other equally-arbitrary rating system, we’re going to rate characters from the excellent, and possibly soon-to-be-revived NBC sitcom The Office.