This is only the third edition to our Hot Take of the Day series, and I might already be sending it off the rails.
I’m going to try to keep this as not gross as possible, but it’s important that whatever masses I can reach hear this.
Toilet paper was good for its era, but that era should’ve ended a long time ago. Public restrooms aren’t fun for a lot of reasons, but I particularly hate them because I know if I do, I’m going to have to use some construction paper on my backside.
Let me put it like this: when you clean your car, you don’t just take a dry rag to it, right?