It’s OU-Texas week, which means some of you degenerates are probably wondering about this year’s weird, nasty-ass food options you’ll have the option of devouring before and after the Oklahoma Sooners play the Texas Longhorns. In 2017, the State Fair of Texas served up the likes of the Funnel Cake Bacon Queso Burger, the Tamale Donut and something called The Fat Smooth, which... actually, I’m just gonna keep my thoughts to myself on this one. That name sounds gross. Let’s leave it at that.
One food item, however, is a staple, nay, AN INSTITUTION, and that is the Fletcher’s Corny Dog.