Happy Thursday, y’all! We had a hiatus from this post last week due to the fact that I was actually in Vegas placing bets. I regret to inform you that, it did not go well. Texas decided to play like somewhere close to its potential, screwing my first parlay in the process. The second parlay nearly came to fruition, only for USC to barely avoid being backdoored by the Stanford trees. It was painful all around, but my brother’s bachelor party was still a success. Cheers to a happy marriage for Charlie and Lauren!
Anyway, I’ll probably do well without any actual money on the line.