Monday Morning Bulletpoints #2 -- TEXAS HATE WEEK! -- 10/5/15

"LOVE that horny toad!"

Happy Monday, Sooners fans! In the immortal words of Chicago Cubs great Ernie Banks, "Let’s play two!" This is Texas week.

And yes, that is a picture of Boomer with a beard messing with the Mountaineers mascot dude. If mankind couldn't find the funny in the world, we'd have killed each other off centuries ago.

Remember Bud Light’s "Real Men of Genius" ad campaign? My favorite is still the radio ad they did, "Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy."

From the Texas fan’s perspective, I’m sure that this isn’t how they’d have wanted to roll into the Red River Shootout. They’re sitting at their worst starting record since my mother was in the first grade, and my mother is seventy…