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Today’s birthdays include Super Bowl champion Patrick Mahomes, country music legend Hank Williams, club music legend Flo Rida, bachelor living situation legend John Ritter, Mistress of the Dark Elvira and Daily Thunder beat writer me.
While Mahomes is prepping to beat the Ravens, Flo Rida is celebrating with some shawty wearing apple bottom jeans, Elvira is posing for a selfie with a 55 year old superfan at a comic-con in some hotel in Amarillo, and Williams and Ritter are resting in peace, I’m spending the first morning minutes of my birthday writing a journal entry.