It's Friday, which means it's legal to show up two hours late and walk into the office with an aura of swagger akin to the male American woodcock.
This male American woodcock has some glide in his stride and some dip in his hip. Here he is performing an early morning "sky dance" to woo the woodcock ladies in springtime at Moosehorn National Wildlife Refuge in Maine. pic.twitter.com/9x2wFx5leJ
— Center for Bio Div (@CenterForBioDiv) April 18, 2018
If I have no take on the Blue Jackets game it's because Jason offered me a "Loge Box" ticket and I am either dead and/or in jail.