I hope y'all got your beach vacations out of the way this year or you're going to have to swim knowing you're sharing the water with this fellow:
They say you've got a better chance of getting crushed by a television than killed by a shark, and statistically, I totally believe that. But I'll start fearing my television the second it weighs 5,000 pounds and can swallow me whole.
ICYMI
- Taron Vincent is in line to start at 3-technique defensive end this season.
Word of the Day: Cloister.