Greetings and welcome to another week inside. I'll do what I can to make it slightly more bearable, but I make no guarantees – particularly if you're not terribly fond of self-deprecation and a fumbling command of the English language.
Song of the Day: "Obvious" by blink-182.
Word of the Day: Exigent.
NO REGRETS. Joe Burrow just capped off arguably the best season from any college quarterback ever with a Heisman Trophy and two blowout wins in the college football playoff before he's selected No. 1 overall in the NFL Draft.