Welcome to This Week in Our Dumb Beautiful Sport, a weekly look at the chaos that reigns over the most perfectly imperfect world of college football.
Is anyone good anymore? It's hard to say for sure, but it's getting easier each week to say who isn't. Hello, Penn State and Texas!
UCLA RISES FROM THE DEAD
Here’s an important lesson to start the week: Always leave yourself a way out of your terrible predictions. Last week, for example, someone – it’s not important who – may have written in a column – it’s not important which one – that UCLA was pretty much guaranteed to finish the season 0-12 after losing to Northwestern.