A lot of the people in my life know I write this article every week.
I don't know if they read it. I kind of hope they don't; it's much easier to make a joke in reference to some random cereal jingle I heard when I was six when I don't have to envision explaining it to someone in real life.
Anyway, every conversation I've had with someone who knows what I do with Eleven Warriors since Ohio State got blown out by Michigan for the second year running has started with some variation of "How mad are you?