There's got to be a point at which it becomes ridiculous, right?
But, honestly, if the NCAA's decision to allow unlimited on-field coaches means that every player gets their own personal masseuse at games, well... consider this our application! And, as George rightly brings up, there are probably a whole lot of guys in the Ohio State orbit who would be interested in helping in some capacity, but I gotta tell you: I'll do it for like three packs of Splenda and some pocket change. I will not be low-balled.
Also! More recruits, more info about a college football game that I say I'll never play and then secretly will behind George's back, and a bunch of other fun things!