It was always probably an extreme longshot that Ohio State and Texas could move their season opening tilt to a Sunday night. The broadcasting interest (in this case, Fox) has way too much invested in a Big Nooner to allow cool and good things to happen, and yes, there are very obviously important logistical and logical reasons why it'd be a bad idea to try and make it work under the lights on a different day/time.
But this week George and I would like to ignore all of that to point out that Texas is filled with a bunch of puffed up, all hat and no cattle having yellow-bellied crybabies who have so little confidence in their football team that they need to claw back any perceived on-field advantage possible, in a futile attempt to make their soft as baby shit Longhorn "football" "program" look good on national television after getting de-pantsed by Jack Sawyer and company in their own backyard.