"We're on the banks of the Olentangy River in Columbus, Ohio."
That phrase hits your brain with a unique cadence. You may have said or thought these words while describing Ohio Stadium, either in passing or while cracking your first tailgating beer on a brisk October morning. Perhaps you even changed the inflection of your voice to make it little folksier than usual. Onnnn the bankkkksss of the OLEN-TAN-GEE.
The river that cuts through the Capitol is nearly 100 miles long, yet those words in succession refer to a precise location.