Ohio State has never had all three sides of the ball humming at once.
Not talking about for a quarter, a half or even a full game; we've been blessed with that innumerable times. I mean wire-to-wire for a whole-ass football season. A perfect season - not just a perfect record, a perfect season is a unicorn, and if you're holding out for one of those you're setting yourself up to resent the best time of year.
That's not how sports regularly work at any level. It's definitely not the way college kids operate.
Yet it's the prevailing standard for every Saturday.