Folks, I'm officially logged back on.
Tip of the cap to the five gentlemen who performed my job better than me for the past week while I frolicked with adults dressed as wizards and drank expensive butterscotch water in an extremely accurate recreation of a nonexistent place.
I do apologize if you became too accustomed to perfect spelling, proper grammar and the guarantee that this would be published at the correct time each day. But if you're ready to hop back on the rollercoaster that is my Skully Watch, I'm rested and ready to post.
Note: I'm well aware this is the bad joke day, but I will not be observing.