It used to be called the "Big Ten." Prior to that, Big Nine.
It was actually Big Nine twice, and that's both Michigan's fault and not all that interesting. Today the B1G contains two Big Nines. And it's western, again. But like, actually western.
Got it? What we're trying to say is our least favorite song ever - The Victors - is veering toward its highest level of lyrical accuracy for the first time in 121 years, emphasis added.
Hail! to the victors valiant
Hail! to the conquering heroes
Hail!