"One morning, as Ryan Day was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into the head coach of Ohio State football.
He lay on his back in a special edition red Nike polo shirt and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, that he was wearing pleated khaki pants and white shoes. Ryan found that a whistle had somehow buried itself in between his lips, and when he opened them, a stream of cursing tumbled from his mouth."
No one outside of Columbus is really quite sure what to make of Ryan Day, head football coach.