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'Rudy' is Bad and People Who Like It Should Feel Bad Too

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I broke a vow last week and watched Rudy. It took me three days.

What follows is my walk through the shadow of death.

Welcome to JoLIET, where it's nice

Joliet, Illinois in 2014.

Rudy begins with a pickup football game between five boys in a Midwestern mill town during a time when American factory smoke didn’t come from homeless people seeking refuge from the harsh realities of life.

The smallest boy, a young Daniel E. "Rudy" Ruettiger, is the only one wearing a helmet—a Notre Dame one, natch.