Perfect Brackets, Terrible Motivational Tactics, and Something Nice for Dayton

"Gave you a tape of dope beats / to bump when you stroll through in your hood / And when your album sales weren't doing to good / who's the Doctor they told you to go see?"

Okay, David and Ramzy might've played nice, but the hell with that. I'm coming for the throne, baby! Watch your freaking neck, Kevin Harrish. While you're on the spinning teacups or Mr. Toad's Wild Ride or whatever the hell you're doing in Florida, I'm up here in Columbus running this damn thing.

I hope all of you early morning Skully Stans appreciate this, the return of the king, because it's supposed to be my off day and I'm still going to dominate this little piece of internet real estate.

WHERE'S MY THEME MUSIC? YOU…