If anyone deserves retirement, it's Diego The Tortoise.
Rest up, fam.
Word of the Day: Picayune.
THIS WEEK'S OUTRAGE. Internet law mandates that there must be at least one thing everybody is angry about each week.
Here is this week's outrage:
Now, I'm of the camp that there should be substantially fewer legal documents in general and am very much a "do not sign things unless you absolutely have to" kind of guy. So I was pretty firmly against this on principle and am definitely not going to try to spin this into a positive thing that I think is very good.