Oregon Doesn't Like Early Kick, C.J. Stroud Compared to Justin Fields, and Haskell Garrett Monetizes “Haskell the Raskell”

Happy Labor Day to all. I hope you do as little of it as possible today.

Word of the Day: Abet.

GOOD MORNING. If *you’re* salty about a noon kickoff for Ohio State’s biggest non-conference game in like four years, just remember that at least you don’t have to tune in at 9 a.m. local time.

Oregon, meanwhile, is getting some breakfast football. And they ain’t really happy about it.

“We had those initial conversation back in, I believe the original contract was done in 2011 or ‘12, much like when we did the Michigan State contract,” Mullens told The Oregonian/OregonLive earlier this summer. “We had that very conversation with both league offices and our TV partners and said, ‘Hey if we’re going to…