Anybody reading today's Skull Session should consult a doctor. It's one thing to read an Ohio State morning roundup typed by a functionally literate degenerate during the offseason.
It's another echelon of depravity to do so on one of the most sacred Saturdays on the American laborer's calendar.
I mean that in the nicest way possible, of course. Anybody reading today is welcome to break bread at my BBQ in Piqua.
Programming:
- Men's lacrosse faces Towson, a team it beat 6-3 in March, in the NCAA Tournament semifinals at noon ET on ESPN2.