About a week ago, my fellow teachers and I went to Ohio State to take our students on a tour of an institution that, whether they know it or not, has possibly the largest socioeconomic impact on their lives as residents of Columbus (at least until they fall under the thrall of Jeff Bezos and swear an oath of fealty to Amazon.com).
Anyway, their favorite part of my ersatz tour that I was making up as I went was probably when we strolled right on up to Ohio Stadium and I told them we'd be going inside.
"They usually leave some part of the gates open for whatever reason," I said (which is true).