Congrats, Ohio State! You figured it out! The defense, much maligned at the start of the season for inconsistent and confused play, is now fixed forever. From here to the literal heat death of the universe, the Silver Bullets will allow no more than 50 yards per game en route to ten billion championships in a row or however many they can get before the expansion of the sun boils off all the water on the planet, killing all life.
Lofty goals to be sure, but that's what a 52 point win against Akron will do for you.