Often, from my lofty perch of Associate Producer at the mothership of Buckeye sports coverage, I am inquired by Ohioans far and wide of my duties at Eleven Warriors:
Well, this past weekend while serving in my usual janitorial capacity, I graciously contributed to the churning of national and regional sports media cycles amid the limbo of what will go down as the most shocking story of the college football offseason — and possibly its entire year of 2023.
On Friday, Griffin Strom published a Buckshot relaying Pat Fitzgerald had been suspended for two weeks in wake of an internal investigation related to hazing allegations.