Michigan has won The Game 59 times. It's terrible every time.
It's also inevitable, no matter what Urban Meyer has said about how to respect a rivalry. He's right in that losing to Michigan should be a Never event - but the longest OSU streak in rivalry history deluded us into believing beating them forever is the primary goal each season.
It's not. That's not a season goal, it's a fever dream. Those were the words of a man who was no longer coaching the Buckeyes. Live long enough and you'll see superior Ohio State teams squander everything to middling Michigan ones.