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Loyola Thinks It Should Be Underdogs, Fans Want Malaki Branham Back, and Men's Hockey's Tournament Chances on Life Support

Get dumped then, Sister Jean.

Today is the day I cheer as my team breaks the heart of an overhyped virgin centenarian on national television.

To be clear, I have nothing against Sister Jean personally. I'm sure she's a delightful lady and that letterman jacket looks great on her, even if it's 75 degrees outside. But due to no fault of her own, she's become the face of the team that's standing between my team and... well, an NCAA Tournament run that lasts about 48 hours longer. So today, we're natural enemies.

Nobody seems to be giving the Buckeyes a chance today, and I get it.