Fact: Ohio State is 12-0 in games that featured the "Get Dumped Then" Skull Session suffix, which means today is a bad day to be a Hokie.
*inserts Loko IV into jugular*
This season is about to be electric. Some fans like to bite their nails and fret about the sky falling. I'm already sick of these people, and the season hasn't even started yet.
Sure, the odds are stacked against Ohio State, but it's like Wayne Woodrow Hayes once crunkenly tweeted in 1828: "ANYTHING EASY AIN'T WORTH A DAMN."
If Ohio State goes down, then I plan on going with them the only way I know how: With a caffeinated FourLoko in one hand and an unregistered, semi-automatic pistol in the other.