Welcome to This Week in Our Dumb Beautiful Sport, a weekly look at the chaos that reigns over the most perfectly imperfect world of college football.
Week 5 started to separate the elite from the merely good. It was a great week to Oregon, Ohio State, and Ole Miss and a bad week to be a coach hired in 2022 with a large buyout (Brian Kelly, Lincoln Riley).
PENN STATE FALLS SHORT AGAIN
I think the most scared I’ve ever been during my time on the Ohio State beat was the Penn State white out game in 2014.