C.J. Stroud's draft stock is falling! Falling! Now crashing! And burning!
It's over, folks. UDFA Land, here he comes. How dare he snub football royalty (the Manning Dynasty having taken over Football after a bloody coup in the mid-2000's, deposing a military junta led by the surviving members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins)?
If it actually happened! Which it might not have! At all!
This is the part of the article where I'm supposed to recount the drama surrounding C.J. Stroud's supposedly falling draft stock and how it's related to a dubious story spread by legendary Cleveland Browns quarterback Brady Quinn about him flaking on a football camp set up by the Mannings, but I've got to be honest with you: it's not that I don't want to (okay, I don't want to), it's that I'm jealous.