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Imagining the Ohio State football players with the best NIL food product deals

On Thursday, I saw this tweet about the Bijan Robinson mustard that is being sold, and immediately my diseased brain started to think about how Ohio State football players could capitalize on NIL deals and become the inspiration for food products. Off the top of my head I came up with a few, so I figured I might as well dive a little deeper into this.

Those that know me can attest to my love of puns. Since puns are the lowest form of humor, it probably makes sense why I love them so much. Some people may love coming up with intricate jokes where you need a road map to find the punchline.