Imagine Brutus' Boot, Stamping on Bluebloods, Forever

College Football Email this Article Share on Reddit Share on Twitter Share on Facebook 9No, no, no, no, no!

NOTHING, Bill Connelly of ESPN, stats man extraordinaire! Quit providing hints to these former glory hogs of college football about how they can finally, legitimately, claim to be "back." Backness is a state of being that can only be achieved by first being "away," which in of itself requires that a football program be somewhere to begin with. That's a fancy way of saying that the Texases and Nebraskas and Notre Dames of the world should never be allowed to be back, and their continued downfall should be facilitated by the Ohio State Buckeyes.

My thesis is this: college football (and by…