I've never tried particularly hard to avoid being an unabashed hater. It naturally wells up within me, this bile that compels a nearly four-decade crusade of being the fly in the ointment for people just trying to enjoy one damn thing in their lives.
Oh sure, sometimes I feel bad. I get that there are a lot of people who have spent the last 11 years waiting for college football to return to their home video game consoles, and who probably want guys like myself and George to shut the hell up and let them enjoy Madden 24.