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Get Dumped Then, Miami (OH)

Today's a big day for trust fund bros in nondescript red polos.

You see, it's convenient as hell that Miami and Ohio State share a color scheme damn near identically. It allows Chad and Chet to walk confidently into the 'Shoe repping the colors of the team they're actually rooting for while remaining prepared to be absolutely insufferable on behalf of the school they "chose" to go to instead, just in case Miami springs the impossible upset.

It's a win-win for them, really – until they realize they have to go back to Oxford after the game.