What in the Hell even happened yesterday? I feel like I somebody cudgeled me, which is odd considering the only narcotic with which I poisoned myself was Ohio State football.
Speaking of drugs, Ohio State has suspended Joey Bosa, Jalin Marshall, Dontre Wilson, and Corey Smith for the opener against Virginia Tech.
The fools among us will bring opprobrium to these young men's doorsteps, but this news made me more excited for the opener against Virginia Tech. "Unproven" guys showing out on national stages is one of the best things in sports. (Don't believe me, believe Urban Meyer.