Put my Rudy review into the streets yesterday. People seemed to like it overall, but I'm already afraid of the psychological effects rendered. In the words of DJ Khaled, I played myself.
Rudy Ruettiger stalks my mind. A Heisman House commercial featuring "Rudy!" chants and lead actor Sean Astin—I downgraded Lord of the Rings to "One Marionaire Gun Up" when I realized he played Samwise Gamgee—debuted during the Peach Bowl.
I can't stop thinking about the movie's awfulness, or the litany of petty jabs I forgot on the shelf. (James, a reader, pointed out Ruettiger is a talentless Art Schlichter.